Macavity ponders: Battlefoam

Right there is this bloke in Americat whu makes all these really awesome bags amd stuff fur teh masters miniatures. I mean they is gud as kat beds but we kats think he can do better! What is teh point in putting miniatures in bags enyway? You only takes them out again! Tis ver strange behaviour if you ask meh. Why doesn't this Rowmeeyo fella just make teh Battlefoam kat bed instead? It would sells far better than teh stoopid miniatures bags he sells now!

Tis obvious that teh foam is designed fur kats, it keeps us warm amd comfurtable. It would keep us safe to amd you wouldn't wont your kats to get damaged now would you? Who would keep your lap warm then? Now I know you Hughmans aren't ver gud artists (unless it is teh piss variety) like us kats are. Your puny eyes can't focus properly and sees stoof properly. Tis not your fault you is rubbish really. So I haz done some wicked awesome pictures fur teh Rowmeeyo fella to copy amd makes us kats some propa Battulefoam so we don't have to put up with teh inferior bags enymoar! Take a look:

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So what do you think? Pretty awesome right? You could stack them to, you know to make a proper kat palace! I bet my master would buy meh at least one fur Kristmus. Email meh Rowmeeyo amd we can discuss contracts. Paws owet meow!