Monday, 2 July 2012
Macavity Ponderrs: Dice
Well teh master has decided that as kats are great and I'm teh bestest kat in teh world that I can has moar time to write meh own articles for his Blog. Bout time to I sayz. This Blog needs moar kats. So he has given meh the first Monday of every month to write an article for you all, they are so much better than wat he writes! So I is ver ready to give you all a kats purrspective on your silly hobby. Now I is probably not teh bestest kat in teh world when it comes to being lucky. I was born ginger so I is pretty unlucky. So I is going to talk to you hughmans about these dice you all use! As they is clearly ver important to you... and as a ginger and been unlucky, they hate me.
I has noticed that all of your hughman wargames seem to has dice and stuff in them, so you can pretend to actually be a big important general and stuff. Because you is all ver sad peoples and need to fill your lives with sum sort of game to make you all feel like real men, big men and stuff. You don't get many girls being so silly! They is far more sensible and like stroking cats. So I was finking about how teh dice are often different fur teh different games you plays. Well us katz has somethink to says about them, because they is ver different from each other. Teh games teh master plays uses all sort of dice to make him feel like a real big man, playing make believe with teh toy soldiers. So this is what us kats think of them.
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